Glad you got the joke. We had several forms of wagering going on during our Morley adventure…biggest pike, walleye, and most fish total, and the goofy lure contest in which a homemade lure had to catch a fish, or in this case the most fish……it was a good thing as it was the only contest I won. This pike is done, so stick a fork in him!
It worked pretty good actually..had a nice side to side slow wobble, and now lives in my tackle box ready for next year.